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Apr 29, 2011

Archaeologists Discover Hieroglyph That Looks Exactly Like Lady Gaga

Archaeologists excavating the newly discovered tomb of Pharaoh Amenktan were shocked at the discovery of a hieroglyph that appears to look exactly like famed pop singer, Lady Gaga. Take a look at the photo and you’ll see that the figure in the picture boasts the EXACT SAME outfit worn that Lady Gaga during a recent concert performance.
According to lead archaeologist Dr. Donald Freeman, the glyph serves as further, undeniable proof that Lady Gaga is, “either a reincarnated Egyptian princess or an alien visitor that has the power to travel through time and space.”
While it is unclear which theory is actually true, the perpetually odd behavior and outfits worn by Gaga could easily be explained as the misguided attempts of an alien trying unsuccessfully to fit into human society. Regardless of the truth, one thing is for sure – her mystical Egyptian powers are not be underestimated! One bad review of her latest album, and a dissatisfied music critic will surely be placed under a “mummy’s curse” that leaves him or her unemployed and filled with an eternity of bad luck. All hail Queen Gaga!